GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This juicy concoction, made from bizarre fruits and strange plants, has left scientists baffled. Will you dare to taste it? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this mystifying juice. It is said it grants superhuman strength and reju